Adam's Heat Transfer Theory

Once again I am making the first heroic step forward for humanity and putting forth a new theory of thermodynamics. It will be named after Sir Isaac Newton and henceforth be called Adam's Heat Transfer Theory. (It's named after Sir Isaac Newton because if he had lived in this age, he would have no doubt wanted to be me.)

Within the small and unused spaces between the particles in all of existence a battle rages. It's a battle of enormity and scope completely unknown in human thought. It involves all of the universe (known and unknown); and not only does it rage around us, it also rages within us! When we sleep, eat, or make a doody, our bodies are host to a vast battlefield with tanks, AK47's, swords and knifes and even brass knuckles and sheleleigh's!

Have you ever stared at coffee cup wondering why the heat dissipates from it? Or wondered at the majesty of a giant tire dump fire? "What is going on here?" you ask yourself.
Well Adam's Heat Transfer Theory is whats going on. And it impacts on every part of life.



Its the battle between hot and cold. since the beginning of existence God created hot and cold in form of two enemies, which due only to my exhaustive research and insight, we now know are called Heaticles and Coldicles. These two enemies were given dominion over temperature, however they were unable to agree upon an adequate temperature for the universe and since then war broke out.


The Heaticle


The Heaticle typically musters where there is fire and burning things, like campfires, suns, cigarette lighters and rug burns. The Heaticle is pretty fast and enjoys going fast, so it will typically attach itself to fast moving things.



The Coldicle


The Coldicle makes its HQ in icebergs, refrigerators, Slurpees and the emptiness of space. The Coldicle is typically more slow moving and tends to slow things down.



Battlefields


Battles are waged in every conceivable space and in the small pitched battles, there is typically a clear winner and loser. But the war can never be won. Which brings me to comment on the sad and hopeless plight of these things. How is it that a clear winner ever be decided, as their existence is dependant on no other outside factors except themselves! They could not exist without each other. Ask any Coldicle and he will tell you he has been fighting the Heaticles since the beginning...and he can't remember why; only that he is willing to die for the war. Ask a Heaticle and they will say the same thing.

Too sad.

Well, I appreciate your comments and money for the development of my theories.