Tuesday, November 13, 2007

How Much I Love My Readers

I changed the look of the blog..it was very difficult and arduous, but That Is How Much I Love My Readers! Please let me know if you like or not, and your comments will be dutifully responded to and considered carefully. Because That Is How Much I Love My Readers...

Because of the confusion regarding my exciting Adam's Heat Transfer Theory I am working on a mathematical formula to help people visualise its application for everyday use. It is still in expirementation stage....just hold your horses and it will be out soon.

By the way, through shameless and relentless self promotion, this blog is 7th when you google my name. 6th is my Hospitality Club profile. I can only be first, possibly second. I will begin hunting down the other Adam Halliday's and taking punitive measures to ensure they never appear online ever again, ever. Because - everyone say it with me - That Is How Much I Love My Readers!

Things you may not have known about Zombies:
1. They smell like old eggs and cabbage.
2. They possess almost no sense of humour and will react adversely if you laugh at them.
3. Zombie turd can also infect you, so don't step in it.
4. Tae Kwon Do kicks to a Zombies head won't affect them too badly, so its best not to even try.

I appreciate your comments. Keep them coming. Or how about sending them in the first place, okay?

3 comments:

Jesse said...

I liked the old blog layout better.

And it's good that when your name is googled you are so far up, because I met you drunkenly, and somehow happen to remember your name. I was going to get your blog url, but forgot.

(I met you at the hostel last weekish, jesse from calgary, dunno if you recall. wanted to go to nscad...)

Adam said...

I remember well...keep checking back on my blog...and, please, submit ideas...I love to go on reader-initiated missions; or perhaps there is something you would like to read about - send me an idea and I will write it for you

i hope all is well?

Charles said...

Adam, I have just reviewed your research into the nature of stuff. While admirable, I believe you have missed a vital link, that being the impact of Adam's Heat Transfer Theory on Zombie creation. If you are correct about the ever-waging battle of heaticles and coldicles, and I believe you are, then zombies must therefor suffer from an imbalance of heaticles, especially given how they are affected by cold. Since zombies have historically been associated with tropical locales like the caribbean, it is safe to say that part of zombification must necessarily invole hyper-stimulation of the heaticles. When introduced to an arctic environment where the sorely pressed coldicles can gather reinforcements, zombie fuctions are impaired and eventually halted altogether. Further investigation is needed into this area. Perhaps a zombie vaccine can be created through some sort of coldicle injection?