Adam's Poetry Class

Hey! Hey, Winter...You Jerk.
a poem
by adam

Oh Winter! You come and bring your cold caress,
and drafty lips;
to my butt.

I can't remember a time when I haven't welcomed you,
to my life;
you big jerk.

Relations become strained between us around March,
still freezing;
my nuts off.

Or when I hurt my back shovelling the snow that heralded
the season;
all your fault.

But somehow there is a way that you can make a hot
chocolate;
seem sweeter.